Strange Dream and Ugly boots

Alrite Sportsfans,

Day two of trying to keep this thing afloat. Heres a dream I had last night.

First, I was all decked out in Cougar gear for my team, WSU, for the NCAA Basketball tourney, I forget what game, I don't think it matters. As a side note, we kicked ass, and just barely lost, I was hoping to play G-Town, but oh well. As I was saying. A bunch of us were going out onto the floor at halftime? after? before the game? I have no idea. Well, we did. It's fuzzy, but I guess we did a dance number? or something random like that, cheering, I dunno. Here's where it gets weird.

Some sports announcer guy comes up to me for some reason. He goes like "Congratulations, you've won!" or something similar. It's a dream dammit, I don't have an Iron trap for a mind. Anyway, I get one of those Beige packets. The mailing one with important documents and shit. So I open it, and there's a bunch of stuff. Looked like a bunch of papers of varying sizes. So the first one I see is like a movie voucher or something. Maybe a play, not that it matters. Here's the strange thing. It looks like a sports venue ticket, with seat numbers and shit. Instead, it's for the podcast Anime-Pulse, to which I've listened for like a year at least, year and a half maybe. I was like, ticket, to a podcast, wtf? Then my alarm woke me up to go take a test. FUCK YOU ALARM, I WANNA KNOW WHY I HAD A TICKET TO ANIME-PULSE!

Stupid alarms........

On the ranting side. What's fucking with this crappy style I've seen recently. Skirts + boots. I'll let that sink in for a second. Skirts.... and boots. Not like those fancy dress boots, like Uggs and the fur lined ones that are cheap knockoffs of snow adventuring gear. WHAT POSSIBLY POSSESSED YOU TO WEAR THAT? It looks STUPID! Now, I'm not one for good fashion. I wear cargo pants/shorts and a tshirt/hoodie almost every day, but seriously folks, it doesn't work. The skirt, not long ones, mini to knee length ones, part is saying, look it's summer, I'm cute/sexy/flirty or whatever. The next part, the boots are saying, look, it's winter, it's cold, I NEED FUR IN MY BOOTS CAUSE IT'S SO DAMN COLD! Are you telling me someone decided to put those two things together?! It's preposterous, it's outrageous, it's downright stupid. Do you SLI a Gforce and a Radeon? You don't know what SLI is you stupid whore? Of course not, not many do. Then again, you also wear two opposite things. Freaking moron!

So the first time I saw this, I assumed it was an isolated incident. Oh, no, it's not. I go to WSU, which has 20k students about. There are a lot of students, but I can look around during any passing period and never be out of sight of some stupid girl wearing this shit. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP! You are hot, but even I would turn you down if you started wearing that shit! It makes me want to burn their clothing off, while still on them.....


That's all for now. Look for something tomorow. I'm thinking of updating any neat/funny things during my DnD game friday. Perhaps a running blog of sorts? That would be cool, we have some funny ass shit, good group of guys.

Words that piss me off 1

Huffle.....


WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? It's a bastard word that screams to be mutilated like a man's skull being crushed by a sledge hammer on pavement. Seriously!

For those of you who are either stupid, or lucky enough never to hear this word, it means hug. Jon hugs Sally in real life. But guess what? This is the internet, most girls and guys who seem to think they are cute and innocent use it. Sally HUFFLES Jon goodnight. That's the use. It makes me sick just to type that.

WHY THE HELL IS A HUG NOT GOOD ENOUGH?!

Why? I'll tell you. It's because it looks cute and cuddly, and makes them look 'cute and nice and cuddly'. In reality, it's just not true. It's something young girls(or old women who wanna look young and cute, which brings up another point entirely) say cause it sounds cute, when really, it's just because nobody will actually hug them but their parents, cause they are eyesores on humanity. Ugly, lonely eyesores. That's all they may ever be.